Goodr | Tidal G Sunglasses — "Lazy River Royalty"

Royalty Status for Your Lazy River Floats

Whether you’re tubing down the sun-soaked, lazy currents of the Gaspereau River on a hot July afternoon or paddling along the calm, pristine waters of Grand Lake, losing your shades to the bottom is an instant vibe-killer. The Goodr Tidal G "Lazy River Royalty" Sunglasses are built for water-loving monarchs who want to rule the summer without losing their gear. Part of Goodr's unsinkable floating lineup, these shades ensure that even if you take an unexpected tumble off your floatie, your eyewear will be bobbing right there on the surface waiting for you.

Constructed from an ultra-lightweight, low-density polymer frame, these sunglasses naturally float in water and are fully resistant to damage from salt, sweat, and pool chemicals. The frames feature a specialized hydrophobic grip-coating that keeps them comfortably locked to your face when wet while actively repelling water droplets, sweat, and smudges from the lenses. Complete with high-performance, polarized UV400 lenses that eliminate harsh glare reflecting off the water’s surface, these majestic shades offer maximum visual clarity so you can claim your throne on the river in total comfort.

Key Features

• Buoyant Low-Density Polymer: Specialized, ultra-lightweight frame construction is engineered to float effortlessly on the water's surface so they never sink.
• Hydrophobic Lens Coating: Advanced treatment actively repels water, sweat, and smudges to ensure clean, spot-free visibility during high-spray river or lake activities.
• No-Slip Grip Finish: Formulated with a specialized matte coating that prevents the sunglasses from slipping or sliding down your nose, even when fully drenched.
• Zero-Bounce Frame Geometry: A lightweight, snug fit eliminates annoying vertical bouncing, making them perfect for beach volleyball, paddleboarding, or trail runs.
• Polarized UV400 Lenses: High-grade polarized lenses eliminate blinding surface reflection off the water, reducing eye strain and blocking 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• "Lazy River Royalty" Colorway: Features a stunning, water-inspired aesthetic paired with high-reflection mirrored lenses that reduce bright light while hiding your eyes.

Best For

• The Effort: River tubing, casual lake paddling, stand-up paddleboarding, cottage dock lounging, and beach days.
• The Goal: Enjoying high-glare water environments with zero anxiety about dropping your sunglasses into the deep.
• The Conditions: Intense midday summer sun, high-exposure river floats, and humid, high-moisture environments.

Technical Specifications

• Frame Style: Tidal G (Classic square silhouette)
• Fit Profile: Regular Fit / Designed for Medium Noggins
• Lens Attributes: Polarized, Mirrored, Hydrophobic (Water-Repellent), UV400 Protection
• Color Profile: Dark Green
• Material Composition: Floating Low-Density Polymer Frame
• Care Instructions: Rinse thoroughly with fresh, cool water after exposure to saltwater or chlorine; dry gently with the included microfiber pouch